Luminous x Pink Elephant

- The Nastiest Pink Elephants
- Landed Cost Loss
- Inventory Stockouts Across Multiple Warehouses
- Inaccurate Data and Poor Forecasting
- Going From DTC to Wholesale
- The Big ERP That Will “Solve Everything”
- Spot Your Own Pink Elephants
- Common Questions
- Get Rid of the Elephant in the Room
There are countless hidden costs in commerce operations. When we were brainstorming a metaphor for these unseen issues, we debated different animals and objects until we landed on the perfect one: the pink elephant.
Not everything that’s hurting your bottom line is obvious. Some problems are quietly burning cash, or quietly compounding into something much worse. So here’s our newest piece: Pink Elephant.
The Nastiest Pink Elephants
In our opinion, these are the nastiest pink elephants in e-commerce operations:
- Landed cost loss
- Inventory stockouts
- Managing multiple warehouses: 3PLs, FBA and co-mans
- Inaccurate data that flows into a poor forecast
- Going from DTC to wholesale
- Big ERP implementations that will “totally solve all your problems”
Landed Cost Loss
The ad opens with a familiar scene: record-high revenue, and then the truth. The company actually lost money, because it ran out of stock and had to fly products in. When you don't track landed costs like freight and duties, margins can quietly disappear, and with bad inventory data, you never really know where you stand.
Inventory Stockouts Across Multiple Warehouses
Stockouts get harder to see when your inventory lives in multiple warehouses, 3PLs and FBA, and each one tracks inventory differently. Luminous pulls it all into one operating system, so you have control over your entire supply chain.
Inaccurate Data and Poor Forecasting
A forecast is only as good as the data behind it. Luminous gives you clean data, so your forecasting actually means something. For more, see how MRP forecasting works in Luminous.
Going From DTC to Wholesale
Moving from direct-to-consumer into wholesale brings a new kind of elephant: EDI documents. Luminous offers full-stack EDI built for modern brands, so you can stay compliant with your retail partners.
The Big ERP That Will “Solve Everything”
Legacy ERPs can look like the answer, but they're often a massive problem in disguise. As the ad puts it, they can cost millions and take up to a year to implement. The Luminous team is made up of ops professionals who handle implementation in weeks, with no consultants required. Jared has shared more on this in why implementing NetSuite would have killed his e-commerce business.
Spot Your Own Pink Elephants
Not sure if there's an elephant in your room? Ask yourself:
- Do you know your true landed cost per unit, including freight and duties?
- Have you had to air-freight product because you ran out of stock?
- Do your 3PL, FBA and in-house inventory numbers ever disagree?
- Does your team trust the forecast, or adjust it by gut feel?
- Are retail EDI orders handled manually, or causing chargebacks?
- Has an ERP project been “almost done” for months?
If you answered yes to any of these, you've found a pink elephant.
Common Questions
What is a “pink elephant” in e-commerce operations?
It's our name for a hidden problem that's hurting your bottom line without being obvious, like landed cost loss, stockouts or bad forecast data.
Why are stockouts so expensive?
Beyond lost sales, running out often means paying to fly products in, which can turn record revenue into a loss, just like in the ad.
Do I need a legacy ERP to fix these problems?
Not necessarily. Legacy ERPs can cost millions and take up to a year to implement. Luminous is built for modern e-commerce brands and is implemented by ops professionals in weeks, with no consultants required.
Get Rid of the Elephant in the Room
Luminous helps you spot inefficiencies, streamline your back end and increase profitability, so you can address the elephants in the room without killing your business. Book a demo and see what's hiding in your operations.
Video transcript
Jared Can See Elephants in the Room
Jared has a sixth sense. He can see elephants in the room.
“Great news. We had record-high revenue this quarter.”
And once Jared saw an elephant, he had to call it out.
“Actually, we lost money because we ran out of stock and had to fly our products in.”
Elephants in Your Inventory
Landed cost loss could prove fatal for your business. And with bad inventory data, you'll never know where you stand.
That's why Jared created Luminous, the modern operating system that lets you identify elephants in the room.
Elephants in inventory: inventory stockouts. Especially when you have multiple warehouses, 3PLs and FBA that all track inventory differently. Luminous is an operating system that gives you control over your entire supply chain.
Elephants in the Future
Elephants in the future: inaccurate forecasting. Luminous provides you with clean data, so your forecasting actually means something.
Elephants When You Go From DTC to Wholesale
Elephants when you go from DTC to wholesale.
“Calm down. He doesn't even have a weapon this time.”
“No. No. It's worse. He has EDI documents.”
Take a breath. Luminous has full-stack EDI solutions for modern brands, so you can be fully compliant.
The Legacy ERP Elephant
“I got this. So obviously those are all problems, but we're implementing NetSuite, and a rep says it'll all be fixed.”
Legacy ERPs seem like a good solution, but they're really just a massive problem in disguise. Costly ERPs: legacy ERPs can cost millions and take up to a year to implement.
The Luminous team is full of ops professionals who will get you implemented in just a few weeks. No consultants required. So you can address elephants in the room without killing your business.
“She said ‘without killing your business.’”
“You can't tell right now, but he's flipping you off.” “Rude.” “Yeah, elephants are nature's a-holes.”
You Can't Stop Jared
Luminous helps you spot inefficiencies and has saved companies millions, which made Jared popular with CEOs, but less popular with elephants.
“No, I will not stop streamlining back ends to reduce inefficiencies and increase profitability.”
You can't stop Jared, but Luminous can stop those elephants. Go to joinluminous.com today and get rid of the elephant in the room.